Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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