where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
