I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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