your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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