Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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