More tranny stories later!
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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