dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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