My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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