i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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