Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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