Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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