My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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