is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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