I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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