Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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