Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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