I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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