It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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