Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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