You work out of a Hotel?
My cat gives me a boner
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
