I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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