woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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