thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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