im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
Randomize
