hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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