Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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