I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize