I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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