She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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