he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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