There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Randomize
