can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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