Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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