Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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