I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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