Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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