she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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