We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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