I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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