Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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