So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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