When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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