i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Randomize
