Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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