Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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