my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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