he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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