But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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