At least make sure they are 18
Why
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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