PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
