he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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