Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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