and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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