That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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