Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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