Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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